Achilles To Predict Wins At 2018 World Cup
Ahead of the 2019 world cup scheduled to hold in Russia, a deaf white cat has been chosen as the official prognosticator for the event.
The cat named Achilles is expected to predict winners of football event just like Paul the Octopus and other “psychic” animals did.
According to the press secretary of Hermitage Museum, “We will hold a special press conference and hand Achilles a Fan ID card.”
The founder of the Museum, Anna Kondratyeva stated that, “Achilles went on sabbatical and put on a belly after also picking winners in last year’s Confederations Cup in Russia.”
Although nothing has been said as to how he did, the 4.7kg cat will have to imitate octopus prediction of all “seven German wins at the 2010 World Cup.”
Reports reveal that, “The octopus also correctly picked final winner Spain by settling its tentacles over the Spanish flag when it was lowered into Paul’s tank.”
“Achilles’s selection process will be less dramatic the cat will simply sticks his snout into the winning bowl of food.”
“Achilles was born deaf, which may explain his heightened intuition.”