OMG! Why Are Slay Mamas So Complicated?
Many of us are conversant with the social media phenomenon tagged slay mama. This phenomenon is usually attributable to pretty and beautiful ladies with very great fashion sense, and often times very expensive and social lifestyles who are also fake.
These Slay mamas are deemed to be con artists as they lead fake lives and bear fake names or as I would put it slay names but have a way of funding their expensive lives and most important maintain the paparazzi all over social media.
Young men with heavy wallets to splash are their men, and if you know what I’m talking about, these men fund the parties, the clubbing, the shopping, the expensive dates, the romantic getaways and host lot of others.
Ridiculous part of it all, slay mamas want all these things for show off. The unlucky man may have fallen in love with a con artist without knowing it. As good as they are in living that fake life is how excellent they could be in showing fake attention.
I would be adducing on NIGERIA NEWS today, points in the next few paragraphs in a bid to answering the head-aching question- Why are Slay Mamas So Complicated? And it is our hope you enjoy it.
Slay Mamas Only Understand Comfort And Easy Cash
One primary thing you should know as a guy is that a slay mama is only in your life for the stuffs you can give her, and as long as it come it keeps coming.
They are like the Sirens in Greek mythology. They are beautiful and have beautiful voices, but they suck out the very life out of a man. But in the case of slay mamas, they drain the wallet, and once the cash flow is low and things become edgy- they are out!
Slay mamas are there for the fairy tale happy ever after. In essence, for better they stay, for worse they kan’le (take off). Once this happens, search no more young man, Slay mama is gone onto the next one.
Slay Mamas Are All About The Seduction And Not Emotion
I once read a comment online about slay mamas and the author of the comment was like “slay Mamas come on strong, hot and heavy…their seductive ways could weaken some of the strongest Players in the game”.
Judging by the comment of the author, one will understand that a slay mama is there for one great purpose- seduce the living soul outta you.
At some point, in their very manner and nature, you may think she’s in love with you but bruh! hell she’s not. You believe that she is the one; you believe that this is a great relationship in the making.
But the truth is that you were just a lay, just a sexual encounter to help her past the man who recently broke her heart. Slay Mama is well aware of how great you are, but she ain’t interested in stuffs like that.
You slowly begin to realize the attitude. You seems not to do things right anymore and she becomes a nagging hell of a problem. Your chats and conversations become stale and boring.
Bro! just know this change has nothing to do with you. It is the true story of a Slay Mama. She has had you and is now done.
Take my advice, once you sense all this negative impulse and energy enveloping the atmosphere of the relationship, just walk away with dignity and honor at least.
You’re Destined To Come Second In The Relationship With A Slay Mama
Ambition is a common trait among slay queens and there’s no getting in the way of a girl on a mission. Everything comes in secondary to whatever her goals are and if you try to mess with her dreams, slay mama will definitely mess with you.
From taking selfies to hanging out with her squad, your slay mama lives a life centered around her. Will she find a space in her heart for you? Only time will tell.
Another important reason you’ll always come second or third in her priorities is her squad. Gosh! slay squads are never helpful. They even join friends to impoverish you.
Slay squads don’t always help the cause. They can turn your girl against you and some of them may try to get with you. Slay squads are especially a nightmare if your girl is the queen of queens.
You wanna know why you should beware? Because both you and her will always have to watch your back.
Have You Met The Crazy Slay Mama
If you’re so unlucky to find yourself with a cray slay mama, sorry for you. The cray slay mamas are not in a relationship with you but want to force themselves on you.
It may at times because of the cash or wealth you display on social media, or the sexy abs and at time just your handsome face selfies is all needed to trigger a cray slay mama on your DM.
This slay mama may call you, text you, and comment on your Instagram page or even snapchat or face book status a gazillion times in a day.
In essence, she will insert herself in your life like she is your girlfriend already. Young man, if there is any slay mama to run away from, it is this category of slay mama.
And also pray her village people stop following you or else you’re a goner.
On final note to wrap it all up before I say my farewell. Remember, that bed activities with a slay mama are often times erratic and ecstatic, but know that at some point you need to be cautious if you don’t want to be sorry someday.
If you fail to look at your slay queen in all aspects like Davido and see her worthy of an ‘Assurance’ or in better term a Porsche or Ferrari, it would be to your detriment.
In essence, you may end up with a bothersome, insecure and potentially vicious woman who will show no signs of going away as long as you have something.
Forewarned is Forearmed. Have a blessed weekend. Sayanora!