OMG! Why Are Slay Mamas So Complicated?
Many of us are conversant with the social media phenomenon tagged slay mama. This phenomenon is usually attributable to pretty and beautiful ladies with very great fashion sense, and often times very expensive and social lifestyles who are also fake.
These Slay mamas are deemed to be con artists as they lead fake lives and bear fake names or as I would put it slay names but have a way of funding their expensive lives and most important maintain the paparazzi all over social media.
Young men with heavy wallets to splash are their men, and if you know what I’m talking about, these men fund the parties, the clubbing, the shopping, the expensive dates, the romantic getaways and host lot of others.
Ridiculous part of it all, slay mamas want all these things for show off. The unlucky man may have fallen in love with a con artist without knowing it. As good as they are in living that fake life is how excellent they could be in showing fake attention.
I would be adducing on NIGERIA NEWS today, points in the next few paragraphs in a bid to answering the head-aching question- Why are Slay Mamas So Complicated? And it is our hope you enjoy it.
Slay Mamas Only Understand Comfort And Easy Cash
One primary thing you should know as a guy is that a slay mama is only in your life for the stuffs you can give her, and as long as it come it keeps coming.
They are like the Sirens in Greek mythology. They are beautiful and have beautiful voices, but they suck out the very life out of a man. But in the case of slay mamas, they drain the wallet, and once the cash flow is low and things become edgy- they are out!
Slay mamas are there for the fairy tale happy ever after. In essence, for better they stay, for worse they kan’le (take off). Once this happens, search no more young man, Slay mama is gone onto the next one.
Slay Mamas Are All About The Seduction And Not Emotion
I once read a comment online about slay mamas and the author of the comment was like “slay Mamas come on strong, hot and heavy…their seductive ways could weaken some of the strongest Players in the game”.
Judging by the comment of the author, one will understand that a slay mama is there for one great purpose- seduce the living soul outta you.
At some point, in their very manner and nature, you may think she’s in love with you but bruh! hell she’s not. You believe that she is the one; you believe that this is a great relationship in the making.
But the truth is that you were just a lay, just a sexual encounter to help her past the man who recently broke her heart. Slay Mama is well aware of how great you are, but she ain’t interested in stuffs like that.
You slowly begin to realize the attitude. You seems not to do things right anymore and she becomes a nagging hell of a problem. Your chats and conversations become stale and boring.
Bro! just know this change has nothing to do with you. It is the true story of a Slay Mama. She has had you and is now done.
Take my advice, once you sense all this negative impulse and energy enveloping the atmosphere of the relationship, just walk away with dignity and honor at least.
You’re Destined To Come Second In The Relationship With A Slay Mama
Ambition is a common trait among slay queens and there’s no getting in the way of a girl on a mission. Everything comes in secondary to whatever her goals are and if you try to mess with her dreams, slay mama will definitely mess with you.
From taking selfies to hanging out with her squad, your slay mama lives a life centered around her. Will she find a space in her heart for you? Only time will tell.
Another important reason you’ll always come second or third in her priorities is her squad. Gosh! slay squads are never helpful. They even join friends to impoverish you.
Slay squads don’t always help the cause. They can turn your girl against you and some of them may try to get with you. Slay squads are especially a nightmare if your girl is the queen of queens.
You wanna know why you should beware? Because both you and her will always have to watch your back.
Have You Met The Crazy Slay Mama
If you’re so unlucky to find yourself with a cray slay mama, sorry for you. The cray slay mamas are not in a relationship with you but want to force themselves on you.
It may at times because of the cash or wealth you display on social media, or the sexy abs and at time just your handsome face selfies is all needed to trigger a cray slay mama on your DM.
This slay mama may call you, text you, and comment on your Instagram page or even snapchat or face book status a gazillion times in a day.
In essence, she will insert herself in your life like she is your girlfriend already. Young man, if there is any slay mama to run away from, it is this category of slay mama.
And also pray her village people stop following you or else you’re a goner.
On final note to wrap it all up before I say my farewell. Remember, that bed activities with a slay mama are often times erratic and ecstatic, but know that at some point you need to be cautious if you don’t want to be sorry someday.
If you fail to look at your slay queen in all aspects like Davido and see her worthy of an ‘Assurance’ or in better term a Porsche or Ferrari, it would be to your detriment.
In essence, you may end up with a bothersome, insecure and potentially vicious woman who will show no signs of going away as long as you have something.
Forewarned is Forearmed. Have a blessed weekend. Sayanora!
Samuel Okwaraji, how he came, saw and Conquered
Posthumously, today is the 55th birthday of legendary Nigeria footballer, Samuel Sochukwuma Okwaraji. The football legend was born 19th of May 1964.
What comes to the mind of many Nigerians who knew or those that have heard about Okwaraji is that of a player who slumped and eventually died on the field of play, during a football match.
Okwaraji dawned the shirt of several European football clubs; AS Roma (1984-1985), NK Dinamo Zagreb (1985-1986), Austria Klagenfurt (1986-1987), VfB Stuttgart (1987-1989) and SSV Ulm 1846 (loan) (1987-1988)
His International career stared during the 1988 African Nation’s Cup, where he went on to score the fastest goal in the history of the African Nation’s competition. He featured in the final of the competition, though was not able to help the Green Eagles claim the trophy.
The Orlu born star slumped 77 minutes on of the 1990 World Cup qualifier encounter with Angola in Lagos. Autopsy revealed that the 25-year-old had an enlarged heart and high blood pressure.
United States Tech Giant, Google, marked Okwaraji’s posthumous birthday with a Google Doodle.
What a great way to celebrate the Legendary footballer.
See Video of how he slumped
Naija News today headlines top stories on Monday 13, may 2019
Here Are The Major Nigerian Newspaper Headlines Today Monday, 13th May 2019
1. Buhari’s is Concerned about the Poor
Vice President Yemi Osinbajo says President Muhammadu Buhari is interested in the well-being of the masses and interested in how to make his life better for them. According to Nigeria News the Vice President said thison Saturday, May 11, during his one-day working visit to Bauchi state, where some new projects were commissioned.
2. APC Chieftain says Tinubu Will Succeed Buhari, Nobody Can Stop It.
Oludare Falade, A chieftain of the All Progressives Congress (APC) has declared that former governor of Lagos State, Amhed Bola Tinubu, will take over from President Muhammadu Buhari in 2023, noting that “nobody can stop” the APC from achieving this aim.
Nigeria News understands that Falade said Tinubu would receive people’s support across the country.
3. Oshiomhole Kicked Me Out With DSS – Okorocha
Imo State Governor, Rochas Okorocha has revealed that the National Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC) Adams Oshiomhole, sent him DSS detail to insult him. Speaking in an interview with Vanguard, Okorocha said he had gone to interact with his party Chairman about issues relating to happenings in the party when he (Oshiomhole) sent his DSS personnel to push him out of his office.
4. Heavily Armed Security Agents ‘Deployed’ To Emir Sanusi’s Palace
Following events that has been happening in Kano State in the last couple of days, Nigeria News understands that heavily armed officers of the Nigeria Police Force (NPF), have been deployed to the palace of the Emir of Kano, Muhammadu Sanusi II, and the residents of some senior council members of the Kano Emirate in Kano state, northern Nigeria. A report monitored on Daily Trust by Nigeria News, diaclosed that about 10 police Hilux Vans with security personnel were stationed at the emir’s palace at Kofar Kudu on Saturday, May 11, while another 10 patrol vehicles were deployed to the personal residence of the chief of staff to the Emir of Kano along Iyaka road.
5. National Assembly Sends 2019 Budget To Buhari
The National Assembly has forwarded the 2019 Appropriation Bill to President Muhammadu Buhari for assent.
Naija News understands that both the Senate and the House of Representatives passed the national budget on April 30, 2019.
6. IPOB Vows To Lockdown S/East During Sit-At-Home Day
The Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) has maintained that this year sit-at-home order to honour the blood of slain Biafrans will hold. Emma Powerful, media and publicity secretary for IPOB, in a statement to reporters revealed that the group is committed to this course despite attempts by some persons and groups to compromise the directive, there will be total lockdown of Biafra land on May 30.
7. Saraki Furious After EFCC Seizes His Ikoyi Properties
Nigeria News understands that Senate President Bukola Saraki has kicked against the action of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) over the seizure of some of his houses located in the Ikoyi area of Lagos State. This is coming after the EFCC launched a probe against the Senate president over allegations of money laundering.
8. Confusion In APC Over President Buhari’s New Cabinet
There is disquiet in the All Progressives Congress (APC) over the list of nominees for ministerial posts by President Muhammadu Buhari. Party chieftains are reportedly finding it difficult to understand the President’s body language on the matter.
9. Armed Personnel Deployed To Borno Worship Centers
It is reported that about 500 armed personnel of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) has been deployed to various worship centres in Maiduguri, capital of Borno state. Nigeria News understands that the action is to strengthen and reinforce the security and safety of lives and properties throughout the Ramadan period.
10. Manchester City Retains the English Premier League Trophy
English Premier League (EPL) champions Manchester City on Sunday retained their title after thrashing Brighton 4-1 at the Amex stadium. Despite Liverpool (Manchester City’s title rival) also winning their match, City now becomes the first team to retain the title back-to-back since Manchester United a decade ago.
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